SL-0001Ordinary Star / Exceptional Name
Kevin
Dependable. Warm. Has never once asked what you do for work.
- Classification
- G2V-ish
- Commuting distance
- 61 light-years
- Naming rights
- Emotionally binding
Acquisition price$44,000,000
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SL-0002Audibly Radiant Asset
Screaming Greg
A statement star for collectors who find silence suspicious.
- Classification
- A0V / Loud
- Commuting distance
- 404 light-years
- Naming rights
- Emotionally binding
Acquisition price$7,777,777,777
SL-0003Emergency Solar Reserve
Aunt Linda’s Backup Sun
Barely used. Kept in a constellation drawer for emergencies.
- Classification
- G-Type Spare
- Commuting distance
- 88 light-years
- Naming rights
- Emotionally binding
Acquisition price$84,000,000,000
SL-0004Executive-Class Plasma
Orbital Keith
Owns the room, the orbit, and several smaller celestial bodies.
- Classification
- Blue Giant
- Commuting distance
- 1,209 light-years
- Naming rights
- Emotionally binding
Acquisition price$999,999,999,999
SL-0005Moisture Status Undisclosed
The Damp Twinkle
Nobody knows why it is damp. The inspection report is beautiful.
- Classification
- Uncomfortably Cool
- Commuting distance
- 33 light-years
- Naming rights
- Emotionally binding
Acquisition price$12,345,678
SL-0006Workplace-Compliant Luminary
HR-Approved Star 6B
Completed all required training and shines within policy.
- Classification
- Neutral White
- Commuting distance
- Mandatory
- Naming rights
- Emotionally binding
Acquisition price$6,000,000,000
SL-0007Second of His Name
Gary II
The original Gary was unavailable. This one has references.
- Classification
- Red Dwarf
- Commuting distance
- 69 light-years
- Naming rights
- Emotionally binding
Acquisition price$420,000,069
SL-0008Premium Neighborhood Nuisance
Unnecessarily Bright Susan
Subtlety sold separately. Curtains strongly recommended.
- Classification
- Supergiant
- Commuting distance
- Visible from everywhere
- Naming rights
- Emotionally binding
Acquisition price$2,500,000,000,000
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Billions of stars. Mysterious dark matter. One tasteful spiral arm that photographs beautifully. Previous civilizations removed.
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